Not only am I a really great writer -- I'm a really nice guy... and easy to work with! I hope you are, too.

I deliver on time, and you will be AMAZED at what I will write for you.

I've been writing successful direct-response advertising copy for the last 30 years. I was trained by the very best in the business back when I was a young man. I worked as an assistant writer for Jay Abraham and Gary Halbert -- two of the legends of our industry. They even had me teach classes at their seminars.

So yes, I'm qualified. And I'm checking out simbi because I've always been a fan of barter. And the Internet is making a lot of amazing things possible now. I'm glad I'm alive to see it all. (6 years ago I almost died from alcohol abuse -- so I'm the classic writer you hear about... yes. I no longer drink, though.)

Why am I here on simbi when I normally get paid thousands of dollars to write?
It's because I love writing compelling ad copy for great businesses.

But I have a saying: "A gifted product is more important than a gifted pen."
In other words, it's hard to write when there's no "there" there.

I'm also on another website -- the one with the number "Five" in its name -- as gw_ghostwriter under "Business Writing"
There you'll see that I've completed over 2,500 gigs and have over 1,300 5-star reviews. Just a little more "proof" that I'm the real deal.

So go ahead and order my service -- currently priced at 100 words for 100 simbi. That's ridiculously low, so order now while the price is in your favor!

Anytime, really.