Totally Super Serious Artwork*
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*Sarcastic Service Name is sarcastic.
I do some graphic design and digital drawing as a hobby, but every now and then I like to make something that's CLEARLY not supposed to be serious. Poorly drawn, horribly colored, Comic Sans text everywhere. These are true abominations. No one should have to look at the cosmic horror that comprise these pieces of 'art.' I usually spend less than five minutes making these, and you can tell just how much raw unfiltered talent went into crafting these pieces just by looking at them. Would you like to suffer with me? Feel free.
You can make requests for what theme you would like the artwork to have, and I can attempt to fulfill those requests. You can also request if you want the artwork a specific size, for purposes of sharing these masterpieces with your unwitting friends on social media.
Training & Qualifications
I have a digital drawing tablet, and photoshop.
I have no classical training in art whatsoever, but I imagine that makes these things 'better' if that's even the word you want to use. I do understand some basic color theory, so at the very least you will be able to see everything. I don't know if that's necessarily a good thing in this case.
Availability & Preferences
I can usually bang these out within the day of receiving them. Don't worry, I won't make you wait long for these horrible things.