I will lose something for you. I have lost many things in my lifetime and I figured I should provide this service to anybody who might desire it.
Training & Qualifications
I have a lot of experience losing things, of both little and high importance. Some things I have lost include the following, but this is by no means a comprehensive list: USB storage device, a Pez dispenser I owned a long time ago, screws for various things, OSAP Access Number, PSP with custom firmware, a teapot, that todo list I made a few days ago, hours of sleep, my list of shows to watch, my sense of direction in life, and an invisible writing pen.
Availability & Preferences
I am available to receive an item to lose during ordinary business hours in Eastern Standard Time. I can perform the act of losing the item at any time of day.