UFOLOGY
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Ancient aliens is a profound joke. I can show you the fundamentals if you're able to understand them.
If you have any advanced questions, I request that you be discrete.
The "services" that the kids post on here are not worth my time, so I don't care about simbi. At the end of this road, however, is something unique. Perhaps you will prove yourself to be a person worthy of something more than hashtag activism and bad guitar lessons.
Training & Qualifications
Concordia University - Valedictorian - Ancient Languages and Theology
Concordia Seminary - M. Div.