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I will make your insane project

2000


2000 per hour - Virtual OK

Do you want me to do any of the following
-Code and design some really vague site that just flows with your general vibe?
-Learn an entirely new set of skills to make your thing in only a couple days? Then when I tell you no, you start crying?
-Not call you an idiot and keep your money if you change the entire project when I'm done with it?
-Set up your entire server remotely because you just can't be bothered?
-Code a vague application that does something but you're sure it will make us both rich?
-Make a bot that will like your post and follow your social media so you can fuel your narcissism?
-Do something I charge for, that would take me days or weeks to do, for free right now?
- Stop the project you hired me for at every step and explain it to you, then have me reexplain it to you because you weren't listening?
-Deal with your children who also want to make a vague request of some AAA quality title that they want made and expect me to be able to do it alongside your current project for no additional money?
-Make your child "I don't know something that prevents bullying, like an app or something that he can use to prevent being bullied"?
-Allow you to use my resources for free?
-Act as your therapist when you've hired me to do something and decide to get sad drunk at midnight and scream at me?
-Low ball me because the project that took me an hour to do isn't worth any money, and neither are my years of experience and education and training that allowed me to do it in such a short time?
-Build and buy your kid a computer

Yes these are all actually things that I have encountered, if you wish for me to do any of these things, or whatever other dumb shit you can think of, then I simply ask that you either pay me through my site or do it here.

Training & Qualifications


9 years programming
Multiple degrees and certificates

Trading Preference: I’m flexible, just hit me up!

Reviews of Dante


Tom provided unit of Resume, Cover-Letter Writer/Editor for Dante
Aug 22, 2019
Dante is well-spoken and accommodating. I appreciated his patience as we crafted him an optimal resume and cover letter.
Kevin provided unit of Two Letter Logotype for Dante
Aug 14, 2019
Dante gave perfect details on what he wanted!
Stacy provided unit of Ask a Mormon for Dante
Aug 07, 2019
It was nice to meet Dante. He had a very unique question
Alfredo received Help with I want to become a data scientist from Dante
Aug 06, 2019
Love the patience. Thanks!!
Alvand provided unit of Blender modeling & interior renders for Dante
Aug 03, 2019
Just a low poly room
Maria provided unit of FREE MONEY - find unclaimed money for Dante
Aug 03, 2019
I am glad you were able to find something even if it was not much.
Micah sold Garage (Digital) to Dante
Jul 31, 2019
Thanks! I'm glad you like the image and asked about it's background! Every picture has a story behind it of some kind. :)
Micah received unit of Do Another Simbi Offer from Dante
Jul 31, 2019
Glad I could be of assistance. :D
Micah sold Avalonian (digital) to Dante
Jul 31, 2019
Thanks again Dante!
Micah sold Lilly Pond (Digital) to Dante
Jul 31, 2019
Ordering all of them all at once is joke enough. :P


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About Dante Entrouvich

I have a degree in computer science. I make random things and enjoy teaching people how to make their own passion projects. If you have any questions feel free to ask

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