Weird Words! Gobsmack Your Druts
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I will give you 3 weird, obscure, archaic, dialectical, or other words you don't know that you can drop at parties, use to flatter or insult, or otherwise grig, moider, or tressilate your druts.
For specific synonyms or situations, I'll do my best, but I'll probably offer only 1 researched word (unless it's easy). These things take a lot of research!
Training & Qualifications
I have been posting weird words on a whiteboard in my front window for 17 years.
When I should be getting stuff done, I research the Oxford English Dictionary Online and numerous other websites and books to fulfill this perversion. My neighbors threaten to lynch me if I don't put a word out for a while.
Availability & Preferences
Try me anytime. Except early mornings. I suffer from dysania.