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Personalized limerick


25 per unit - Virtual OK - Posted Mar 06, 2017

I'll write a personalized limerick for any situation/occasion (one stanza included):

So you find that you have a true friend
And you know that they're there 'til the end
There's no room to wiggle
You owe them a giggle!
A lim'rick you really must send!

If there's someone who you'd like to tell
That you love them or please go to hell
Whatever you want
In your choice of font
My lim'ricks can say it quite well

If someone has done you some good
And you'd give them the world if you could
And you'd like it expressed
I'll get it addressed
So your gratitude's well-understood

You love them to pieces, it's so
But the depth of your love do they know?
Do they need a reminder?
What could be kinder?
Send a lim'rick and let your love show

If you're having trouble expressin'
Your ire for a gal who's been messin'
Send a wee verse
I'll write it up terse
And your frustration it may help lessen

Got a wedding or birthday or bash?
You don't want friends' schedules to clash
Whatever event
Invites must be sent
I'll write you one up in a flash!

Is there something you need to proclaim?
An announcement of your baby's name?
To publish your news
Or make known your views
I'll help you so it won't be lame

Wanna tell him it's him that you hate?
And his body parts you'd like to rate?
Should he do some time
For his heartless crime?
Send a lim'rick, don't let the dude skate!

So you're thinking of her every hour
And it's time that you sent her a flower
Send a limerick with
And for showing such pith
Her affections on you she will shower

Is there someone who you'd like to woo
But don't know just quite what to do?
My lim'ricks are cute
And charming to boot
And I'll make one up just for you!

Has she not forgiven you yet
For a deed that fills you with regret?
I'll plead your cause
With so earnest a clause
It may just help her to forget

Did you say something thoughtless and rude
Do you wish that you'd not been so crude?
Let me say you're sorry
And maybe tomorry
He'll be in a much better mood

So this girl's got you all twitterpated
And you know that together you're fated
To boost your proposal
I'm at your disposal
To help you be legally mated

You've decided to write your own vows
Now you realize you don't quite know how?
Vows are sensitive things
Tenderness I will bring,
Eloquence so your 'trothed will say “Wow!”

If you'd like to tell them they suck
Yes, I can help, you're in luck
And I'll wax exotic
But not too erotic
Only so much I'll do for a buck

Are you hoping to find a new way
To approach someone special today
A custom lim'rick
May just do the trick
It's such a fun way to say “Hey”!

Trading Preference: I’m flexible, just hit me up!

Reviews of Chloie

Mubarak received unit of Personalized limerick from Chloie
Mar 07, 2017
Fast and amazing. very creative and gifted! It was a pleasure dealing with Chloie. highly recommended


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