I always love when I have "real" mail, i.e. anything that isn't a bill.
I would love to create hand written letters, poems, short stories, drawings, Tina Belcher style "erotic friend fiction", or anything I feel inspired to create after stalking your profile and send it to you via usps.
Let me know if you have any requests. I may or may not honor them, but I will definitely get some real mail to you regardless.
Training & Qualifications
I really like making people's day. I'm told that I'm pretty funny. I'm definitely a little weird. I don't think I'll let you down!
Availability & Preferences
Sunday's and Monday's 👍