Googly-eye tortoise- just for grins
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Need a smile? I'll cover my tortoise in googly eyes to brighten your day.
Why? Because he tolerates it.
As an extra added bonus I'll even send you a photo of him dressed as a stegosaurus.
Training & Qualifications
Have tortoise
Have googly eyes (more than a grown woman should have, probably..)
Have stegosaurus costume for said tortoise,
BOOM. I got you fam.
Availability & Preferences
Whenever you need!