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Fix Your Online Dating Profile

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15 simbi per session - Virtual OK

Tinder. OKCupid. FetLife. Craigslist. I'll ask you some questions about your online dating goals, then look over your profile to help you attract your next lover/significant other/fling. Don't have a profile yet? No problem! I'll help you craft one!

Training & Qualifications


I host a podcast where every week I talk to women I've hooked up with about sex, dating, sexuality, & romance. I've been doing the show for over 2.5 years. I've gotten a lot of online dates/hook-ups.

Trading Preference: I’m flexible, just hit me up!

Reviews of Billy


Atrina received Help with Dirty but non-offensive joke from Billy
Oct 07, 2016
Billy is awesome!

Recommendations


Bianca Peterek wrote a recommendation for Billy Procida
Oct 09, 2016

Billy is best known to me as someone who finds interesting deals and who can make people laugh with his open, forthright personality. I found out about Simbi through Billy so I watch out for all sorts of new things through him as the ones I find are usually very useful in some way.

Atrina Lovekins wrote a recommendation for Billy Procida
Oct 07, 2016

Billy is an awesome comedian with an interesting and thoughtful perspective.

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Billy's requests


Billy is requesting
Explain SnapChat to me
I had snapchat back when it was all about sexting short-term nude pix. Now I'm considering coming back to add to my social media presence/brand. Show me how it's used these days, the new things (fi...

We didn't get Bernie in the White House so I'll settle for this.
Billy is requesting
Podcast Album Artwork
I need new album artwork for my show The Manwhore Podcast: A Sex-Positive Quest for Love. Either a good piece of original art/logo (You Made It Weird, WTF) or my headshot with the title aesthetical...

We didn't get Bernie in the White House so I'll settle for this.

About Billy Procida

I'm a stand-up comedian and sex podcaster living in New York City. As a professional poor person, I hope to one day be rolling in the simbi! I can assist in a lot of creative endeavors: podcasting, co...medy, writing, profile writing, editing. I can brighten up your day or help you land a Tinder date. You should listen to my show The Manwhore Podcast. Each week I talk to women I've hooked up with about sex, dating, sexuality, and gender. Most people avoid their exes at all costs—I podcast with them! I have plenty of stories to share but will also play non-slut shaming ear to yours. I'm also more than happy to perform at your show, emcee your event, roast your friend. Funny is what I do.show more

Open to other proposals
Billy Procida is looking for:
  • Just for Fun
  • Cheap & Easy
  • Fun & Quirky
  • Graphic Design
  • Digital
  • Consulting & Coaching
  • Marketing
  • Business
  • Friendship/Listening
  • Massage
  • Fitness
  • Music & Audio
  • Custom Art