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Dirty but non-offensive joke

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3 simbi for fulfilling my request - Virtual OK - Posted Oct 05

I want to hear your best dirty/naughty jokes that are also not offensive. No racist, sexist, or misogynistic jokes, but definitely ones that are not to be told in polite company.

Example:

Priest and a Rabbi are walking down the street. Priest says "Rabbi, why don't you eat ham?"
Rabbi says, "Well, because it's against my religion. But why don't you eat p***y?"
Priest says, "Well, because that's against MY religion."
Rabbi says, "Well s**t, you should try it, I'm sure it's better than ham."

(Not offensive because, even though the joke is about a priest and a rabbi talking, it's not about any harm coming to them (ex. holocaust "jokes") or demeaning to either of them (ex. Blonde jokes). However, it's definitely dirty/naughty because of the topic. Definitely wouldn't tell my mother this joke.)

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Jessica provided Help with Dirty but non-offensive joke for Atrina
Nov 22, 2016
Atrina is awesome! :)
Greg provided Help with Dirty but non-offensive joke for Atrina
Nov 22, 2016
A pleasure to work with. Will work with again!
Thi provided Help with Dirty but non-offensive joke for Atrina
Nov 25, 2016
: ^) She a goooooooooooooood person.
Doug provided Help with Dirty but non-offensive joke for Atrina
Nov 02, 2016
Fun to work with, and great communicator! Hope to be able to help out in the future.
Lacey provided Help with Dirty but non-offensive joke for Atrina
Oct 27, 2016
I'm glad you liked the jokes. :D Her reply made me smile. She seems like a girl I could be friends with. :D
Stefanie provided Help with Dirty but non-offensive joke for Atrina
Oct 13, 2016
Thanks for helping me open up my Simbi profile, and being receptive to my Dirty Joke, I heard on my 21st birthday at Dirty Dicks in Myrtle Beach, SC f...rom a bartender who gave me a bottle of Mad Dog 20/20 on ice to take to my camp spot for my Hair of the Dog remedy drink ;-) I will never forget that joke, and great restaurant atmosphere!show more
Lizzy provided Help with Dirty but non-offensive joke for Atrina
Oct 12, 2016
Atrina is a lovely soul who I always enjoy talking and working with - a highly intelligent and outstanding woman.
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Oct 11, 2016
Glad to help out!
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Oct 07, 2016
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Walt provided Help with Dirty but non-offensive joke for Atrina
Oct 06, 2016
Great request! Seems like a fun person


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