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Atrina is requesting

Dirty but non-offensive joke

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3 simbi for fulfilling my request - Virtual OK - Posted Oct 05

I want to hear your best dirty/naughty jokes that are also not offensive. No racist, sexist, or misogynistic jokes, but definitely ones that are not to be told in polite company.

Example:

Priest and a Rabbi are walking down the street. Priest says "Rabbi, why don't you eat ham?"
Rabbi says, "Well, because it's against my religion. But why don't you eat p***y?"
Priest says, "Well, because that's against MY religion."
Rabbi says, "Well s**t, you should try it, I'm sure it's better than ham."

(Not offensive because, even though the joke is about a priest and a rabbi talking, it's not about any harm coming to them (ex. holocaust "jokes") or demeaning to either of them (ex. Blonde jokes). However, it's definitely dirty/naughty because of the topic. Definitely wouldn't tell my mother this joke.)


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Dec 07, 2016
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Nov 25, 2016
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Nov 22, 2016
Atrina is awesome! :)
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Nov 22, 2016
A pleasure to work with. Will work with again!
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Nov 16, 2016
Atrina was easy to work with and communicate with!
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Nov 14, 2016
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Nov 07, 2016
Amazing taste in horror movies! Loved talking to Atrina :)
Doug provided Help with Dirty but non-offensive joke for Atrina
Nov 02, 2016
Fun to work with, and great communicator! Hope to be able to help out in the future.
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Nov 01, 2016
Strange request but was nice in explaining for me. No issues.
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Oct 29, 2016
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Charlotte Leger wrote a recommendation for Atrina Lovekins
Oct 18, 2016

Atrina is an amazing advocate and bright light for any topic in the diverse world of sexuality. You can ask her anything, she knows all the resources and can point you to different communities to support you in any exploration! Love her!!!

Mad Mike Bonafede wrote a recommendation for Atrina Lovekins
Oct 07, 2016

Atrina is a very talented communicator and presenter, drawing on a wellspring of charisma as well as knowledge to make a positive impact on people's lives.

Billy Procida wrote a recommendation for Atrina Lovekins
Oct 07, 2016

Atrina is extremely knowledgeable and passionate about polyamory. She can speak to it on both an academic and personal level and is great for advice on the topic. She also knows A LOT about sex. Like, a lot. Need advice or curious about a fetish? My simbi's on her to have the answer!

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Atrina's services


I will write you a song parody
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I love the idea of idea, gift, and knowledge exchange. In the Burning Man community, this is one of the central tenants, and it's one of the reasons I've been so drawn to that community.
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I will write you a song parody

Talk to me about sex!
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I love the idea of idea, gift, and knowledge exchange. In the Burning Man community, this is one of the central tenants, and it's one of the reasons I've been so drawn to that community.
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Talk to me about sex!

Ask me anything about polyamory!
StarTalentedHelperSimbassador
I love the idea of idea, gift, and knowledge exchange. In the Burning Man community, this is one of the central tenants, and it's one of the reasons I've been so drawn to that community.
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Ask me anything about polyamory!

Atrina's requests


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I could use some help with house cleaning in my Bushwick apartment. I have way too much clutter and it's entirely overwhelming.

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About Atrina Lovekins

Lets see, what "about you" information would be relevant on this site. I graduated with Highest Distinction from UC Berkeley in Psychology and went on to complete my Masters of Social Work from Columb...ia University. Big nerd, very driven toward the acquisition and sharing of knowledge. I'm a big wander-luster and have traveled extensively. I think I'm around 27 countries at this point (Europe and Asia), and have moved almost as many times as years I've been alive. I balloon twist (like balloon animals, but I specialize in hats and other wearable things) and love other kinds of crafting and art projects. I'm a Burner, having been to burning man a couple of times and several smaller regional Burn events. I love data organization and project management, and currently work in research. Sexuality/HIV research to be specific. I'm super interested in the study of and digressions around human sexuality. I'm also polyamorous, Queer, and kinky and love talking about and helping others with those sorts of things. Not sure what else to say, but that's a little snippet about me anyway!show more

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