Dirty but non-offensive joke
I want to hear your best dirty/naughty jokes that are also not offensive. No racist, sexist, or misogynistic jokes, but definitely ones that are not to be told in polite company.
Priest and a Rabbi are walking down the street. Priest says "Rabbi, why don't you eat ham?"
Rabbi says, "Well, because it's against my religion. But why don't you eat p***y?"
Priest says, "Well, because that's against MY religion."
Rabbi says, "Well s**t, you should try it, I'm sure it's better than ham."
(Not offensive because, even though the joke is about a priest and a rabbi talking, it's not about any harm coming to them (ex. holocaust "jokes") or demeaning to either of them (ex. Blonde jokes). However, it's definitely dirty/naughty because of the topic. Definitely wouldn't tell my mother this joke.)
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Lets see, what "about you" information would be relevant on this site. I graduated with Highest Distinction from UC Berkeley in Psychology and went on to complete my Masters of Social Work from Columb...ia University. Big nerd, very driven toward the acquisition and sharing of knowledge. I'm a big wander-luster and have traveled extensively. I think I'm around 27 countries at this point (Europe and Asia), and have moved almost as many times as years I've been alive. I balloon twist (like balloon animals, but I specialize in hats and other wearable things) and love other kinds of crafting and art projects. I'm a Burner, having been to burning man a couple of times and several smaller regional Burn events. I love data organization and project management, and currently work in research. Sexuality/HIV research to be specific. I'm super interested in the study of and digressions around human sexuality. I'm also polyamorous, Queer, and kinky and love talking about and helping others with those sorts of things. Not sure what else to say, but that's a little snippet about me anyway!show moreOpen to other proposals
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