Dirty but non-offensive joke
I want to hear your best dirty/naughty jokes that are also not offensive. No racist, sexist, or misogynistic jokes, but definitely ones that are not to be told in polite company.
Priest and a Rabbi are walking down the street. Priest says "Rabbi, why don't you eat ham?"
Rabbi says, "Well, because it's against my religion. But why don't you eat p***y?"
Priest says, "Well, because that's against MY religion."
Rabbi says, "Well s**t, you should try it, I'm sure it's better than ham."
(Not offensive because, even though the joke is about a priest and a rabbi talking, it's not about any harm coming to them (ex. holocaust "jokes") or demeaning to either of them (ex. Blonde jokes). However, it's definitely dirty/naughty because of the topic. Definitely wouldn't tell my mother this joke.)