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Comedian for your event

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60 simbi per visit

Need an MC? A comedian for your fundraiser? Want someone to roast your buddies at a bachelor party? Want a one-man comedy show in your living room because you're out of Netflix options and feeling lonely? I'm your man! With 8 years of stand-up under my belt, I am the perfect person to not pay to make you laugh. I'll entertain you for as long as you want up to 45 minutes. I've got plenty of stories...

NOTES:
- Needs to be within the greater New York area, otherwise travel needs to be provided
- Any roasting requires at least 3 days notice and intel/pix of at least a couple of "victims"
- If you have special requests or limitations, let me know

Training & Qualifications


My mommy thinks I'm very funny.

8 years of stand-up comedy in New York. Have performed in the finest of pizza shops in Brooklyn. Can provide sample videos by request.

Availability & Preferences


Weekends. Week nights.

Trading Preference: I’m flexible, just hit me up!

Reviews of Billy


Maggie provided unit of iTunes podcast review - 50 words for Billy
Mar 06, 2017
Billy is a fast responder and pleasant to work with!
Atrina received Help with Dirty but non-offensive joke from Billy
Oct 07, 2016
Billy is awesome!

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About Billy Procida

I'm a stand-up comedian and sex podcaster living in New York City. As a professional poor person, I hope to one day be rolling in the simbi! I can assist in a lot of creative endeavors: podcasting, co...medy, writing, profile writing, editing. I can brighten up your day or help you land a Tinder date. You should listen to my show The Manwhore Podcast. Each week I talk to women I've hooked up with about sex, dating, sexuality, and gender. Most people avoid their exes at all costs—I podcast with them! I have plenty of stories to share but will also play non-slut shaming ear to yours. I'm also more than happy to perform at your show, emcee your event, roast your friend. Funny is what I do.show more

Open to other proposals
Billy Procida is looking for:
  • Just for Fun
  • Cheap & Easy
  • Fun & Quirky
  • Graphic Design
  • Digital
  • Consulting & Coaching
  • Marketing
  • Business
  • Friendship/Listening
  • Massage
  • Fitness
  • Music & Audio
  • Custom Art