Ever wonder what to do in a mass disaster situation? Not sure if your disaster plan is shiny and polished, or just need to sand a few rough edges? Look no further. I’m FEMA certified in logistical damage relief and emergency planning on a household level.

I’ll help you figure out a basic plan for your household in both bug in and bug out scenarios. What supplies to keep, and if there is anything worth leaving behind... I got you.

This is, more or less, for those who have an idea but need a serious overhaul. I’ll get you feeling safer in the event of emergency without bunker logic or ammosexuality.

Just give me an idea of your living situation (house, apartment, shotgun shack in the woods), how close you are to urban sprawl (city, burbs, thumscrew nowhere), various natural disasters which are common to your area (floods, earthquakes, Godzilla/Mothra). From there, we can work it out.

Remember, I will ask more detailed questions to get a more logistical and accurate idea of your needs to ensure safety and comfort.