“ are internal tokens (with no value in dollars) that allow members to receive credit for help they provide to non-profits or individual Simbi members, without having to exchange talents directly.
Four Puns and a Bad Joke
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I will send you four puns and a bad joke in a message. One of the puns is my personal favorite and the bad joke generally gets people because of how dumb it is. Please note that all of this content in English and may not be as funny to non-native speakers.
The two puns attached in the logo are not included in the package. They are free for you to use/enjoy. If you laughed at them, or even smiled, consider going with this package. I hope to bring you a smile/some enjoyment. Feel free to share what you've received with your friends on social media or out loud, because we all could use a little bit of laughter in our lives now and again. You can even take credit for it too. It'll be our little secret. A weird secret to have with someone on the Internet, but hey, I'm not judging. Yet. The gavel I ordered on Amazon hasn't come in yet.
Training & Qualifications
I am that guy in your friend group who thinks he's funny.
Am I funny? Oh God. How do I prove I'm funny to this stranger on the internet? Are we going with posting my inner monologue into the qualification box? Is that going to work? Or is it going to make me look desperate and needy? Is that how you spell desperate or does it have an a? Oh man. I don't think it worked. This is embarrassing.
Availability & Preferences
I'm usually checking my laptop quite frequently, so when I see that you've placed an order I can generally get back to you within a day.
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