That Constantly Dirty-Minded Friend
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This one should be pretty self-explanatory.
If you're wanting to attach yourself to someone who can pretty well come up with something inappropriate to say on a whim or about any topic... I'm your man.
Please note that this is a service which is being offered and not a constant characteristic in my personal life, so let's not be too quick to judge, please and thank you!
Training & Qualifications
I'm skilled in being quick witted.
Availability & Preferences
24/7 on average :)