I Will Compliment Your Cat
Here's the deal.
Step 1: You send me a picture of your cat.
Step 2: You tell me what their name is and gender, or whatever you want to tell me about this cat.
Step 3: You receive a compliment on your cat!
Step 4: You tell your cat my compliment, while they stare in indifference or start demanding to be pet.
Step 5: Love your cat extra hard.
Step 6: ???????
Step 7: Profit!
That's it! I will do this for free! I love cats.
Training & Qualifications
I'm a multiple cat owner, and a great befriender of cats. You will often find me walking around in my neighborhood making kissy noises at outdoor cats.
Availability & Preferences
Anytime. Whenever I'm online (every day).