So I've decided that I am some kind of unnatural mating of trailertrash and borgeousie (which I am 99.9% sure I spelled wrong). I'm very flexible (physically) but extremely uncoordinated. My life has some pretty serious complications, but I'm trying to deal with them. I was an English major in college (go me and my half of an associates degree! woot!) and although I am far from perfect (in fact i still can’t tell you whether its grammatical or grammarical , that one never sticks in my head) I do have a gargantuan vocabulary and im a pretty good copy editor. I am a HUGE bibliophile, I voraciously collect any scifi/fantasy books I can get my hands on, and I remember a surprisingly large percentage of what I've read, so i can probably give plenty of recommendations that will suit various tastes, as long as you dig that genre. I plan to add more to this but I'm going to use what i have so at least i have SOMETHING written.