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Parody Songwriting

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30 simbi per session - Virtual OK

Name the song, name the subject, or name both and I'll come up with a lyrically satisfying parody for your webpage, event, rally, or business in a timely fashion!

Training & Qualifications


I am a lover of language with a poet's soul.
As an example, when a client requested a Parody of the "Ghostbusters" theme, on the subject of "Goat Butter", within 10 minutes I was able to produce the following:

GOAT BUTTER!

If you need some fats
To thicken up your food
Who you gonna call?
GOAT BUTTER!
And if you think that cow's
Milk don't taste that good?
Who you gonna call?
GOAT BUTTER!!

I ain't burnin' no toast
I'm just bastin' this roast

If your breakfast things
Need a salty spread
Who can you call?
GOAT BUTTER!
If makin' great croissants
Fills your heart with dread
Oh, who you gonna call?
GOAT BUTTER!

These arteries ain't yet closed
Margarine? don't be gross

Who you gonna call?
GOAT BUTTER!
If you're all alone
Make yourself popcorn
And melt
GOAT BUTTER!

I ain't burnin' no toast
I hear it doesn't curdle
My bechamel earned this boast
Yeah yeah yeah yeah

Who ya gonna call?
GOAT BUTTER!

If you wanna make
the world's best dutch baby
You better call
Goat Butter, oh

Lemme tell ya something
Butter' makes it taste good

I ain't here for dry toast
I'm just bastin' this roast

Don't get caught without no no

GOAT BUTTER

When diner's at your door
Hungry for some more
I think you better call
for Goat Butter

Oh, who ya gonna call
GOAT BUTTER

Who ya gonna call
GOAT BUTTER

Don't let that souffle fall
GOAT BUTTER

Who ya gonna call
GOAT BUTTER

I can't hear you
Who ya gonna call
GOAT BUTTER

Louder
GOAT BUTTER

What makes the best beurre blanc, y'all?
GOAT BUTTER

Who can ya call
GOAT BUTTER

Availability & Preferences


I can respond to requests and often completed same day delivery.

Trading Preference: I’m flexible, just hit me up!

Reviews of Tristan


Tess received Session of Divination Readings (Harrowing) from Tristan
Aug 06, 2016
Quickly got to my reading, faster than the expectations. He went into detail with every card. Great to work with.

Recommendations


Angie Craig wrote a recommendation for Tristan Crouch
Jul 08, 2016

He does words good. You should jump at the chance to have him word for you. (He did not write this for me.)

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Tristan's requests


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Tabletop Game Design
Assistance in production, design, and execution of tabletop game experiences

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About Tristan Crouch

Lifetime Washingtonian with a background in writing, Philosophy, and education. Looking for ways to leverage my creativity in the new economy! I am an experienced editor, copy writer, and lover of l...anguage. Particular interests are gaming, humor, and coaching!show more

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