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Parody Songwriting
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Name the song, name the subject, or name both and I'll come up with a lyrically satisfying parody for your webpage, event, rally, or business in a timely fashion!
Training & Qualifications
I am a lover of language with a poet's soul.
As an example, when a client requested a Parody of the "Ghostbusters" theme, on the subject of "Goat Butter", within 10 minutes I was able to produce the following:
GOAT BUTTER!
If you need some fats
To thicken up your food
Who you gonna call?
GOAT BUTTER!
And if you think that cow's
Milk don't taste that good?
Who you gonna call?
GOAT BUTTER!!
I ain't burnin' no toast
I'm just bastin' this roast
If your breakfast things
Need a salty spread
Who can you call?
GOAT BUTTER!
If makin' great croissants
Fills your heart with dread
Oh, who you gonna call?
GOAT BUTTER!
These arteries ain't yet closed
Margarine? don't be gross
Who you gonna call?
GOAT BUTTER!
If you're all alone
Make yourself popcorn
And melt
GOAT BUTTER!
I ain't burnin' no toast
I hear it doesn't curdle
My bechamel earned this boast
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
Who ya gonna call?
GOAT BUTTER!
If you wanna make
the world's best dutch baby
You better call
Goat Butter, oh
Lemme tell ya something
Butter' makes it taste good
I ain't here for dry toast
I'm just bastin' this roast
Don't get caught without no no
GOAT BUTTER
When diner's at your door
Hungry for some more
I think you better call
for Goat Butter
Oh, who ya gonna call
GOAT BUTTER
Who ya gonna call
GOAT BUTTER
Don't let that souffle fall
GOAT BUTTER
Who ya gonna call
GOAT BUTTER
I can't hear you
Who ya gonna call
GOAT BUTTER
Louder
GOAT BUTTER
What makes the best beurre blanc, y'all?
GOAT BUTTER
Who can ya call
GOAT BUTTER
Availability & Preferences
I can respond to requests and often completed same day delivery.
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