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Funny Palm Reading

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10 per session - Virtual OK - Posted Dec 19, 2019

I will read your palm! I have zero experience with this and am just going to be making things up as I go. I think it will be really fun and a funny gift to give someone, as well. I curse a lot, so be sure to specify if you want a "PG" or an "R" rated reading. More than likely, there will be a lot of negative findings and a general conclusion that your life sucks, but who knows?! Maybe you will catch me on a day that I am feeling generous.

For this I will need a clear photo of your hands or the hands of whoever this reading is for. Front and back of both, please. I take my work very seriously and don't wanna just be making up the reading based on one hand. That would be unprofessional. Also, tell me which is your dominant hand.

Wanna know who you will marry? Curious if you are going to win the lottery? Go ahead and ask a question too! I can pretty much guarantee you will be unsatisfied with the answer!

I will deliver a reading in writing. It will cover the four major lines and answer whatever question you asked. Maybe some other stuff thrown in there too.

I am super looking forward to reading some palms! Let's do this thing :)

Training & Qualifications


I am absolutely not qualified to do a palm reading. I studied at youtube university and printed out a chart of the lines. This is just a reading for fun. Do not base life choices on this. I mean, maybe don't base life choices on any kind of palm reading, but ESPECIALLY not on this.

Availability & Preferences


I am pretty much open

Trading Preference: I’m flexible, just hit me up!

Reviews of Sam


Jan 15, 2020
Sam is really onto something here! I thought this was a great offering and really enjoyed her humorous banter throughout the reading.
Jan 06, 2020
What fun! Sam had me and my entire family cracking up with her reading! This was more healing and fun than any tarot card reading I’ve had. Just giggl...ed and enjoyed Sam’s sense of humor and intuitive words more than I can find words to convey. Thank you Sam for this fan-frickin-tastic offering! Brilliant!show more

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Hey! My name is Sam. I am a work at home mom. I sew children's clothing and do various other crafty things.

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