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Realtime bullshit generation lesson


15 per session - Virtual OK - Posted Feb 25, 2017

Having its roots in "The man who knew javanese", by Lima Barreto, Carteation (pt. "Carta", card, + "ation", to act) is an internationally renowned Brazilian school of realtime bullshit generation. Due to its broad range of applications and ease of learning, the school is being increasingly used by Brazilian politicians, televangelists, students, chefs, parents, and recently even scientists.

In this 15 minute introductory lesson you'll learn the basic theory behind generating bullshit in real time, and will be Introduced to the template used by the champion of the 2nd. Sem-Querer championship of Carteation. This template will allow you to generate your own bullshit in real time on a huge variaty of subjects -- no one but experts will notice you're a charlatan.

Pupils will be supplied supporting material to complement the lesson.

PS: This is just an introductory lesson, and as such the shared knowledge will be limited to basic theory and a single bullshit template. Pupils are not advised to use the same template over and over on the same audience.

Training & Qualifications

Second place in the 2nd. Sem-Querer championship of Carteation, I have an innate ability for the subject and have successfully applied it in many spheres of my life.

As a sample achievement, through Carteation alone I was able to secure a job offer as an analyst on Brazil's largest private investment bank.

Availability & Preferences

Most nights after 7PM PST, weekends.

Trading Preference: I’m flexible, just hit me up!

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Feb 26, 2017
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