Humorous Anecdotes: Supermarket
I am looking for humorous anecdotes from people who have worked at a supermarket. I want these to be TRUE stories from people who actually worked the thankless jobs of butcher, baker, (candlestick maker), bagger, cashier, or anywhere in a supermarket grocery store. I don't want recycled stories that you've read from a magazine, book, or seen on television. I will accept stories you've heard from a friend or family member, however, granted you know them personally and can attest to the veracity of the story. Please include your name (full name if you want credit) and the store it took place in. You don't have to tell me the location of the store for anonymity sake and if I use it I will not use your name.
What am I doing with these these stories? I am currently in the process of writing a short story / play / screenplay called 'Meat Arcade' that takes place in a grocery store. The story is kind of a dark comedy and I want some true and humorous scenes to put into it! If I use your story, I will send you a copy of the final draft (estimated time about six months) in the future to let you see how you contributed to this Simbi-love project!