Learn Pig Latin (5 Minutes or less)
We've all been there.
You're undercover at a fancy dinner party. Your contact passes by with the hor d'oeuvres and coughs a secret message to you -- "ouryayiflayisayownday" -- and you're lost. You weren't briefed on the code. They just figured you already knew. The evil villain has won, and the nukes are armed. Mission failed.
Never again will you miss those behind-your-back or in-front-of-your-face insults or secrets! Be in the loop. I'll have you speaking and understanding Pig Latin in five minutes or less.
We can do this over Skype or through written messages here on Simbi!
Training & Qualifications
Fluent in Pig Latin since third grade.
Availability & Preferences
By appointment for Skype, or anytime via Simbi messages.