Get-Your-Ass-in-Gear Pep Talk
Let me help you regain a sense of purpose with an inspirational, motivational, sensational soliloquy.
Economy is shit. Environment is shit. Government is shit.
I'll give you the motivation to put on your wading boots and face another day.
Training & Qualifications
I'm a realist with a positive outlook who's been through the fire and learned to roast marshmallows on the way.