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Confrontation Specialist


75 simbi per visit

Is there something you've been avoiding? Someone you need to say something difficult to?

Confrontation is difficult and scary, so...I will do it for you. Examples of times you may need a confrontation specialist:
- That guy in the office who turns his music on full-blast: I will tell him to turn it down.
- That one friend who is determined to give you unwanted dating advice: I will tell her - politely - that she needs to just stop.
- Comcast, the dark lord of cable, needs yelling at *again* for that bogus bill: I will get on the phone with customer service and I will not put that phone down until I have won.

Q: Will you break up with my girlfriend for me?
A: That is definitely going to cost you some extra Simbi...but yes.

Q: What if my co-workers are weirded out?
A: I find that if I present myself as "John's Confrontation Specialist," everyone either accepts it and goes about their day, or...finds it more hilarious than weird.

Q: Are you out of your mind?
A: Yes.

Q: Will you get into a physical fight on my behalf?
A: No, I will not. I will specifically inquire as to whether the person I'm pissing off on your behalf is at all pugilistic and likely to take a swing at a 5'3" woman, and flee immediately in a comical and unabashed manner should this occur.

Training & Qualifications

I am shameless beyond measure, and have been handling confrontations for my friends due to dares, promises of recompense, or in the pursuit of valuable "I Told You So" currency for years. In my professional life, I have worked in customer service, and have thus lost any fear whatsoever of the condemnation of strangers.

References as to my willingness and ability to say or do absolutely anything can be provided upon request.

Trading Preference: I’m flexible, just hit me up!

Reviews of Mikah

Jenn provided Package of Letterpress Business Cards - Black for Mikah
Aug 31, 2016
great awesome fab!
Flor-Mari received Visit of Gel nail manicure from Mikah
Aug 19, 2016
Mikah was friendly and I got a great gel manicure! Excited to show it off!
Amanda provided Unit of Custom Handmade Jewelry for Mikah
Aug 19, 2016
It was lovely working with Mikah. I'm so glad you're enjoying your new earrings!
Jenn provided Hour of Business Card Design - Letterpress for Mikah
Aug 11, 2016
Loved working with you to design your cards! Thanks Mikah!
Joshua received Unit of Custom bar of soap! from Mikah
Aug 07, 2016
Mikah delivered as promised and despite her busy schedule! Thanks, friend!
Chris received Session of Snake Advice from Mikah
Jul 21, 2016
Gave me great snake advice
Daani provided Unit of Funny Screenshot or Meme for Mikah
Jul 14, 2016
Was wonderful providing her with a meme!
Jessica provided Session of Nutrition and wellness consultation for Mikah
Jul 10, 2016
Mikah is always wonderful to be around, and she was wonderful to work with. I would happily talk to her about nutrition anytime!
Modwri provided Unit of Random Happy Fact for Mikah
Jul 10, 2016
To-the-point and lovely.
Jerico received Unit of Custom bar of soap! from Mikah
Jun 30, 2016
It was wonderful getting to communicate with Mikah as she immediately took on my request and made me both a soap and face cleanser. I'm definitely lo...oking forward to using both!show more


Yodassa Williams wrote a recommendation for Mikah McCabe
Mar 26, 2016

Mikah has a lovely warm spirit. I have loved meeting her and enjoy her beautiful candles and soaps that were custom crafted for me! I highly recommend connecting with this great member.

Megan Messinger wrote a recommendation for Mikah McCabe
Mar 13, 2016

You want Mikah to cook for you. She has a supernatural sense for when perfect done-ness is acheived, for everything from chicken thighs to bell peppers. Just give her, like, an adjective and a couple of ingredient names and she will magically produce dinner. We were roommates for years and I am so sad that I don't get regular Mikah-cooking anymore! I especially recommend her chicken and dumplings, stir-fried udon, and porkchops with mushrooms.

Steffie Harner wrote a recommendation for Mikah McCabe
Mar 10, 2016

I've purchased a body butter and a perfume/cologne. I actually share the rollerball scent with my boyfriend who loves how it smells too!

They're all natural and perfect for my skin with psoriasis. Mikah's products are LUSH cosmetics quality at a fraction of the price.

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About Mikah McCabe

Hi! I've become a little obsessed with Simbi - not only does it work for getting me things I don't necessarily have the money for, but it's its own hobby of connecting with people and trading skills. ...I also love to find unique things this community can make or do that I can't find elsewhere. I live with my cat and snake. I'm a customer service expert by trade, but I have tons of skills and interests on the side I'd love to share with you all. I can fix almost anything wrong with a Mac computer, and I can tame misbehaving routers. I make my own skincare products, I paint miniatures, I can groom a long-haired cat (this one might be the hardest on the list), I sing, I fence, and I love tabletop roleplaying games. show more

Open to other proposals
Mikah McCabe is looking for:
  • Fun & Quirky
  • Petsitting
  • Nailcare
  • Hair styling
  • Language Lessons
  • Fresh Produce
  • Meal Delivery
  • Food
  • Tours & Excursions
  • Adventure
  • Travel
  • Experiences
  • Massage
  • Dance
  • Tailoring & Sewing