Is there something you've been avoiding? Someone you need to say something difficult to?
Confrontation is difficult and scary, so...I will do it for you. Examples of times you may need a confrontation specialist:
- That guy in the office who turns his music on full-blast: I will tell him to turn it down.
- That one friend who is determined to give you unwanted dating advice: I will tell her - politely - that she needs to just stop.
- Comcast, the dark lord of cable, needs yelling at *again* for that bogus bill: I will get on the phone with customer service and I will not put that phone down until I have won.
Q: Will you break up with my girlfriend for me?
A: That is definitely going to cost you some extra Simbi...but yes.
Q: What if my co-workers are weirded out?
A: I find that if I present myself as "John's Confrontation Specialist," everyone either accepts it and goes about their day, or...finds it more hilarious than weird.
Q: Are you out of your mind?
Q: Will you get into a physical fight on my behalf?
A: No, I will not. I will specifically inquire as to whether the person I'm pissing off on your behalf is at all pugilistic and likely to take a swing at a 5'3" woman, and flee immediately in a comical and unabashed manner should this occur.
Training & Qualifications
I am shameless beyond measure, and have been handling confrontations for my friends due to dares, promises of recompense, or in the pursuit of valuable "I Told You So" currency for years. In my professional life, I have worked in customer service, and have thus lost any fear whatsoever of the condemnation of strangers.
References as to my willingness and ability to say or do absolutely anything can be provided upon request.
Reviews of Mikah
Amanda provided Unit of Small Rocks (You Choose) for MikahFeb 13, 2017
Katie Lee provided Unit of I'll mail you a Valentine ☆ for MikahFeb 10, 2017
Hann provided Unit of Postcard with Haiku in the Mail for MikahFeb 01, 2017
Simbi received Help with Simbiotic Stories For Our Blog from MikahJan 30, 2017
Scott provided Session of What the heck is linux? for MikahJan 08, 2017
Caitlin provided Session of Veterinary Advice for Dogs & Cats for MikahDec 31, 2016
Nick provided Unit of 1/2 oz of Premium Loose-leaf Tea for MikahDec 30, 2016
Yiannos received Help with SimbiCity Change The World from MikahDec 30, 2016
Simbi received Help with What's your New Year's resolution? from MikahDec 30, 2016
Jenn provided Package of Letterpress Business Cards - Black for MikahAug 31, 2016
About Mikah McCabe
Hi! I've become a little obsessed with Simbi - not only does it work for getting me things I don't necessarily have the money for, but it's its own hobby of connecting with people and trading skills. ...I also love to find unique things this community can make or do that I can't find elsewhere. I live with my cat and snake. I'm a customer service expert by trade, but I have tons of skills and interests on the side I'd love to share with you all. I can fix almost anything wrong with a Mac computer, and I can tame misbehaving routers. I make my own skincare products, I paint miniatures, I can groom a long-haired cat (this one might be the hardest on the list), I sing, I fence, and I love tabletop roleplaying games. show moreOpen to other proposals
Mikah McCabe is looking for:
- Fun & Quirky
- Hair styling
- Language Lessons
- Fresh Produce
- Meal Delivery
- Tours & Excursions
- Tailoring & Sewing