Tell Me About Your Cute Cat
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I will listen to you as you describe the wildest, most outlandish, funny, cute, cuddly, loving, or enraging stories about your beloved cat. Cats, kittens, domestic, wild or a little of both, I want to hear it all! I love animal stories, and I love the feeling of love flowing through someone who's sharing openly about this little light-being they love so much.
At the moment I do not have a stable home base, so I can't have my own cat right now. You sharing your stories uplifts me and gives me the opportunity to feel all the love I would feel for a cat of my own - through you! This is for me as much as it is for you. Let's feel good together!
Our session will be a 15 minute zoom audio call where you get to go wild with stories, moments your heart burst with happiness, or moments your heart broke with deeper levels of love than you ever knew you could go. I am here for you. To celebrate. To amplify the love, the cuteness. To exclaim to the universe the glory of knowing a relationship with a cat!!
Let's uplift ourselves as we share in the fun and funny stories of your amazing/crazy/wild/awesome/cuddly/cute, CAT!
Training & Qualifications
I am an avid animal lover. I have had several cats in my lifetime, starting with a stray kitten I hand picked out of a litter underneath my neighbor's deck. Lila. White with large black spots, she was a nature lover. She knew she was a wild cat and spent most of her moments outside, except when it was cold. She would climb a tree, get on the roof, and come to my bedroom window and meow until I would wake up, open the window, pop out the screen, and let her in. My mother would always be horrified to find the cat spent the night with me, since she was only allowed in our pet room (the laundry room). But we'd always work it out. Lila knew she could count on me!
Matsa, my crazy all white, green-eyed cat, surely had Asperger's syndrome. She was exceptional in some areas. She could fetch the peppermint. She'd bring it back to me like a golden retriever, and I'd throw it again. This could go on for a long while. But sometimes she would go absolutely biserk crazy for no reason at all, and usually in the middle of the night. Sometimes she would sing to me for hours, I mean HOURS, nonstop wild LOUD cat songs. And sometimes we'd finally settle down for a cuddle and just as I got her purring and in a great (what I thought) state of calm, she'd spring up like a crazed demon and attack my hand. I got used to this - and the scratches and teeth marks. 😆
I could go on, but I want to hear from YOU.
Let's share!
Let's have some fun!
Let's hear about your cat!
Availability & Preferences
Weekdays and weekends, before 6pm. My schedule is flexible. I'm in the East Coast USA time zone.