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Talk Shit About Someone You Dislike
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HATER FOR HIRE
Is there someone you just seriously need to talk shit about? I am your woman. I am here to listen to and enable any grudge, no matter how petty! When you Talk Shit with me, you have my 100% guarantee that I will always be on your side and ready to up the ante in expressing just how truly shit a human being the object of your ire is.
Bitch about your romantic partner without risk of protective family and friends holding a grudge longer than you do. Vent those thoughts about what a disgusting sleaze bag your boss is before they explode out at an inopportune moment. Confess to someone at last that you do not think Caitlyn Jenner is a hero. Rejoice, perhaps, that some rich asshole you went to high school with went to Fyre Fest. No matter what your problem with this person, I am here to validate it, and you.
Shit Talk Sessions can be a single scheduled 30 minute session via webcam or the instant messenger of your choice, or a slower correspondence over 3 days via text or email for those who need to let it out slowly, or someone to bitch to in real time about a situation as it unfolds. I can, upon request, facebook stalk the object of your anger to maximize the depth and accuracy of my criticism - because seriously, fuck that douchenozzle.
Training & Qualifications
I have over two decades of experience in being petty, judgmental, hyper-critical and vindictive. I'm great at listening, creative at insults, and resourceful when it comes to finding a reason to talk trash about someone, no matter how perfect others may think they are!
Availability & Preferences
Late afternoon/evening availability for dedicated sessions.
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