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I Will Chat With You About Anything
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Have you been feeling bored or down lately, possibly even stressed, depressed, and not even well-dressed? With me, you can chat about your day, share your goals and/or accomplishments and even seek advice for your troubles. I am open minded, so there aren't many things that I refuse to discuss.
Work ☑
School ☑
Politics ☑
Relationships ☑
Dank Memes ☑
Perpetual Motional ☑
Life in General ☑
How Awesome You Are ☑
Basically Everything ☑
If you’re not sure what you want to talk about and just need someone to pass time with, then that’s fine as well! Whether you need a motivating friend, tough love, controversial critique, an irrelevant spam of memes, or just a spectacular new companion to pass time, I’m here to help!
I’ll be sure to give you my attention and respond quickly. Our communication and all personal information will be kept confidential. Starting at $5 for 30 minutes.
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Training & Qualifications
I am a patient, compassionate, and understanding individual. I enjoy listening, giving advice, and have had enough experience to empathize and console. Whether you need a motivating friend, tough love, controversial critique, an irrelevant spam of memes, or just a spectacular new companion to pass time, I’m here to help!
Availability & Preferences
Monday through Thursday during the day and nights on weekends
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