Hi there! So I'm a 39-year-old Washingtonian who's been online since the internet first became a thing. I'm a huge nerd and love writing, horror movies, and pizza. I've had a number of people tell me I'm a very good listener and I genuinely love helping people. I'm a highly-sensitive and empathetic person and I always want to do whatever I can to help someone have an easier time of things. Whether that's typing up a report, writing a colorful product description, or being a sympathetic ear when you need to get stuff off your chest.

I have extensive experience with computers, so if you have a problem and don't know how to solve it, don't spend hundreds of bucks going to the Geek Squad! I'm not the sort to wear one of those "No, I will not fix your computer for you" t-shirts, but that's basically me - I'm the person my friends and roommates have always turned to when they're having a problem with their computer, phone, or some other electronic doohickey. I've got several years of troubleshooting experience for everything from computers to cellphones - and if VCRs were still a thing, I could totally program the time so it wasn't constantly flashing 12:00 over and over again. I know my way around the Office Suite and even know a fair bit of HTML and CSS.

I also have a few more skills that don't exactly pay the bills, but maybe other people might find them useful! I'm particularly experienced with personalized dream interpretation and can also do some basic tarot reading. I wouldn't exactly say I'm psychic, but I am extremely sensitive.