Ever wanted to go out, but, didn't want to be alone, catch the premier of a movie but, again, alone? wanted to talk to that certain someone at the party but, their friends were blocking you by being there? I think we've all been there at least once.
I'm non-judgmental person and I will be your friend for some points. I will even lie to other people, and make up amazing stories about all the things you and I have done (we'll discuss it beforehand, no worries). I can even be the person you want me to be, as long as I can make it believable. I can be a bumbling goofball or a self-styled ladies man, I can be the guy that drank too much at the party, or be the guy who doesn't drink at the parties for whatever reason you want to give me. I'm straight but I can fake a homosexual persona pretty easily without being over the top. Just remember I'm there to make you look good, or feel safe, or not look like a loner.