I will give you sound fatherly advice for one issue.
I am a 45 year old father of three (15-21) who was raised with tons of advice from my own father and two grandpa's.
I am equal parts Red Forman, Andy Taylor, Charles Ingals, and Homer Simpson. If you don't know all of them you probably need some fatherly advice.
I'll give it to you straight up, tempered with compassion.
Lots of dad jokes to accompany my advice.
Training & Qualifications
Raised three of my own with lots of struggles.
Melenial co-workers come to me for "Dad Advice".
Availability & Preferences
Im available when I get done with my morning constitutional. For the love of all that is holy, Ive told you to leave me alone when I'm in here!