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Original Christmas song parody
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I will give you the lyrics to one of my several original Christmas song parodies of your choice. Use them for silly family karaoke night or to read aloud to friends and family or whatever you want really. Just please know these are all copy-written and may not be used for any commercial purposes.
Please choose between:
I Want a Lobotomist for Christmas (Parody of I want a Hippopotamus for Christmas)
Frosty the Glow Man (Parody of Frosty the Snowman)
Flees On My Dog (Parody of Feliz Navidad)
Jingle Bell Spock (Parody of Jingle Bell Rock)
Last Christmas I Gave You My Shart (parody of last Christmas)
Silver Hair (Parody of Silver Bells)
I Got A, A Leaky Faucet (Parody of Mele Kalikimaka)
Circlin' Around the Parking Lot (Parody of Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree)
Jet Blue Christmas (Parody of Blue Christmas)
Santa Clause Is Blitz Tonight (Parody of Santa Clause Is Coming To Town)
Rudy the Hefty Reindeer (Parody of Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer)
Training & Qualifications
I am a writer and have been doing song parodies for years.
Availability & Preferences
Anytime
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