I will be Outraged for You
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I will express the appropriate amount of outrage and anger at whatever situation you describe. Family trouble? Significant other not being considerate to your needs? School troubles? I will be upset on your behalf.
Training & Qualifications
I have a bachelor's in English and in Linguistics. Most people are 'qualified' to express outrage but I use particularly creative vocabulary and have a lot of empathy and sympathy.