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Professional Beard/ Fake Girlfriend


10 per unit - Virtual OK - Posted Jan 31, 2017

I will be your beard! I am happy to help get your family off your back and keep you safer at school/work. All the while, since I am pansexual, we can commiserate. I will support you, as your true identity.

Or maybe you just want your friends to stop teasing you over lack of partner? Or maybe you just want to enjoy being single without being harassed by our culture that's weirdly obsessed with romantic love and sex?

I will function as a long-distance "girlfriend". This can include texts, face-chats (esp if you want your family or friends to be in on it), video-game playing (as long as I have the game and the time, mostly pc), phone calls, and if the situation with your family is very bad we can set up a facebook relationship. I'll even send you some cute pis of me to show off.

I would like to reiterate that this service is strictly to help people avoid harassment and is sfw only. I have gotten some salacious offers. Please direct any of those requests, i.e. nsfw requests, to oliviaascending AT gmail DOT com. I deal there with the utmost discretion. Thank you.

This service is pretty much strictly virtual, but ruining family dinners can be very fun if you're looking for payback.

Willing to customize fake me's personality to something that seems like you'd be into.

Training & Qualifications

I've actually real life dated plenty of people, so I should be good at faking it. I have also dated long distance so like.... I know how to make that look I guess? I am lgbt and hence part of the lgbt community- I am absolutely dedicated to helping my lgbt+ siblings become safer. Also I like to think I am pretty cute which helps with the fake girlfriend/beard thing- included photos are of me as proof.

Availability & Preferences

Due to the nature of this service, availability is irrelevant.

Trading Preference: I’m flexible, just hit me up!

Reviews of Gloriana

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Inactive User received unit of Professional Beard/ Fake Girlfriend from Gloriana
Feb 04, 2017
Great communication. Learnt a lot.


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I'm a queer cis female, 24 y/o writer, artist, and spa manager. Love videogames, comics, reading, hiking, eating, etc. Wide variety of hobbies and skills, always up for a challenge or trying something... new!show more

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