I will be your beard! I am happy to help get your family off your back and keep you safer at school/work. All the while, since I am pansexual, we can commiserate. I will support you, as your true identity.

Or maybe you just want your friends to stop teasing you over lack of partner? Or maybe you just want to enjoy being single without being harassed by our culture that's weirdly obsessed with romantic love and sex?

I will function as a long-distance "girlfriend". This can include texts, face-chats (esp if you want your family or friends to be in on it), video-game playing (as long as I have the game and the time, mostly pc), phone calls, and if the situation with your family is very bad we can set up a facebook relationship. I'll even send you some cute pis of me to show off.

I would like to reiterate that this service is strictly to help people avoid harassment and is sfw only. I have gotten some salacious offers. Please direct any of those requests, i.e. nsfw requests, to oliviaascending AT gmail DOT com. I deal there with the utmost discretion. Thank you.

This service is pretty much strictly virtual, but ruining family dinners can be very fun if you're looking for payback.

Willing to customize fake me's personality to something that seems like you'd be into.