The Benefits of a Flip Phone
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I will provide a 30 minute Skype session (or meet up depending on proximity) to explain the lifestyle benefits of a flip phone over a smart phone (such as an iOS device).
We will walk through a lifestyle analysis to determine whether or not a flip phone will help facilitate your life goals.
Benefits include:
- Increased free time and productivity
-Strengthened relationships with the people that matter most to you
-An immediate and effective conversation starter for platonic and intimate interactions
-Experience consciousness in previously inconceivable ways
Bonus: Learn to type efficiently on the streamlined flip phone typing interface.
(Additionally, I am available to discuss flip phone affairs with current flip phone others. As you may know, there are endless joys living between the two hinged panels of such a stylish device).
Training & Qualifications
I am the proud owner of an LG Verizon flip-open cellular communication device.
I have previously owned the iPhone 6 Plus, a popular smart phone device.
I have been using a flip-open cellular device for roughly three months. So far I am still alive and have not been ostracized from my social circles.
Availability & Preferences
I am available daily between the hours of 3pm and 5pm.