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I specialize in CHAOS

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30 per session - Virtual OK

I am a savant when it comes to implementing organizational solutions and systems into CHAOS, I speak its language and can morph any magnitude of mayhem into submissive subservience that serves you AND a purpose in perpetual sustainability.

I can teach you this Craft.

Is there a hostage situation that has taken over some aspect of your life and or living/work space that is slowly eroding the quality of your life with its sloth and gluttony?

Are you being mocked and bullied by a behemoth in some aspect of your life that has taken on an air of arrogant omnipotence and immortality by turning your powers of over analysis into a kryptonitely ritual of ridicule and sarcastic commentary?

Do you have a secret stash that is not so secret anymore? Has the hobby you once enjoyed turned into some 'Sorcerer's Apprentice' ish' nightmare of psuedo mop and bucket proportions? Has the proliferation of your accumulation taken on the ferocity of a feral rabbit breeding program?

Has a dearly departed left you an estate that has you in a 'state' of hyperventilation and and semi psychosis?

Are you tangled up, wound tight, bound, gagged and dangling in a tree of desperation and incapacitation like a beautiful marionette after an F5 twister?

NEVER FEAR,!! FOR I AM HERE!! TO HELP YOU HELP YOURSELF BECOME THE DOMINATRIX OF YOUR MATRIX.

Would you like to be indoctrinated

into an Elite Order of CHAOS Whisperers? I laugh in the general direction of mayhem and then I launch a comprehensive systematic campaign become its Master, and I can teach you how to do the same thing. overwhelming component within some area of your construct that bullies and belittles you in front of everybody? Are

into individual, familial, interpersonal and parenting consructs

Training & Qualifications


I am friendly, outgoing and professional. I understand that establishing a strong rapport throughout every aspect of business is one of the core components of success. I understand the importance of supporting practices that facilitate communication, productivity and enthusiasm within the teams, departments and individuals I manage or work with.
I strive to find the positive and potentials in every person and situation. I enjoy motivating, inspiring and supporting optimum outcomes. I have been trained in conflict resolution and mediation.
I have excellent communication skills and enjoy public speaking, presenting and facilitating events. I am efficient with all aspects of administrative communication and information technology exchange. I have experience in advertising, marketing, graphic design and am able to create and design multimedia tools that are inspirational, educational, artistic and effective. I am a successful grant writer and excel at networking on many levels

ACES, Certified Personal Trainer
Mykut Real Estate School
Secret Harbor (Child Advocate training) Conflict Resolution and Mediation certification
Real Goods Solar Institute: Permaculture Mapping and Designing course
Real Goods Solar Institute: Intro into Green Architecture course
DNR: Urban Forestry and Development course
CERT trained (Community Emergency Response Team)
Fire suppression
Search and rescue
Cribbing and blocking
Utility shut off
Triage
Shelter set up, management, operation
Disaster psychology
CPR
FEMA Emergency Management Institute:
IS 00242: Effective Communication
IS 00007: A Citizen’s Guide to Disaster Assistance
IS 00244: Developing and Managing Volunteers
ICS 100: Incident Command
ICS 700: Incident Command
Certified in Field Traumatology
Red Cross Course Certification’s:
Weapons of Mass Destruction/ Terrorism
Mass Care
Shelter Operations
Shelter Management

Availability & Preferences


Changes regularly

Trading Preference: I’m flexible, just hit me up!

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About Erin Gualco

I spend most of my time outdoors, preferably in the forest and mountains; nature is where I find my balance and peace. It is my church and sanctuary. I am an advocate for green architecture, self s...ustainability, alternative energy and living off the grid. I am into EVOLVING.. My super hero alias's (according to my friends) * The Rescue Ranger (have to save everyone/thing) * The Re-Arranger (self explanatory, things should flow) * Master Mediator (there is always a solution) * The Lidiot (If it has a lid, and I take it off, it disappears) I enjoy the company of a small group of select individuals who are genuine, adventurous, spiritual, INTELLIGENT and humorous. I enjoy an enriching environment and LOVE the arts, culture and MUSIC of all kinds. EVERYONE IS IN THE PETRI DISH, AT ALL TIMES. IT CANNOT BE FUN, AND I APOLOGIZE TO ALL THE PEOPLE I KNOW, WHO WILL NEVER, EVER, READ THIS, AND WHO, EVEN NOW, ON SOME LEVEL, I AM ANALYZING. I thrive on philosophical conversations with people who have insights and theories that contribute and enhance who I am. I am working hard on surrounding myself with people who are GIVERS.. Bullies are fun for me.. to confuse. I am an advocate for environmental awareness and bringing about change. The demise of this species is a mathematical certainty NOT a probability unless change begins immediately.. I am Passionate, Spiritual, and Purpose Drivenshow more

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Erin Gualco is looking for:
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  • Children's Lessons
  • Digital Marketing
  • Video & AV
  • Graphic Design
  • Digital
  • Learning
  • Writing & Editing
  • Consulting & Coaching
  • Business
  • Marketing
  • Experiences
  • New Age
  • Adventure
  • Life Coaching
  • Healing Arts
  • Massage
  • Art & Design