I teach the art of assholery!
I can teach you how to be an asshole in only the most glorious of ways. Got a situation that you want to be a jerk about but you're not quite sure how to do it in the most entertaining way? I'm your guy. I've got a pretty big heart, but if someone seems like they deserve it I'm the guy that will throw a brick through their window and then politely ask to have the brick back. Please, should you follow my advice do check in and let me know how it went. :D
Training & Qualifications
I am a selective asshole.
Availability & Preferences
Some evenings, some mornings... I can usually reply within 24 hours.