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I teach the art of assholery!


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I can teach you how to be an asshole in only the most glorious of ways. Got a situation that you want to be a jerk about but you're not quite sure how to do it in the most entertaining way? I'm your guy. I've got a pretty big heart, but if someone seems like they deserve it I'm the guy that will throw a brick through their window and then politely ask to have the brick back. Please, should you follow my advice do check in and let me know how it went. :D

Training & Qualifications

I am a selective asshole.

Availability & Preferences

Some evenings, some mornings... I can usually reply within 24 hours.

Trading Preference: I prefer being paid in simbi

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Oct 19, 2017
Dennis is very thorough and eager Simbian!


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It seems like a fresh new experience and a way to get out of my shell and possibly make some friends for once. Or at least earn and hoard Simbi, that way I can feel proud of myself. I WILL BE A SIM...

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About Dennis Decker

Hey there! I'm a fun-loving guy with remarkably narrow interests. I'm a bit on the odd side. I'm super socially awkward. Very introverted, you know? And kinda fugly, too, I guess. And self-deprecatin...g. Hm. I also appreciate some good ol' dark humor! I'm super personable, so if you want to chat just hit me up! I can usually respond within 24 hours. As far as my narrow interests, one thing I really enjoy is fiction writing. I have one self-published novel so far and I've written several short stories that I hope to eventually put together in one really strange anthology! My novel is part of a much larger planned series and I've already started on the second book. I also enjoy movies. There's no specific genre I prefer as long as it tells a good story, but I do tend to float closer to horror. I can be really critical of movies these days as I have become rather jaded. I love games of all kinds! Tabletop games, video games, whatever. I love them all! I normally play video games though, since tabletop games typically require friends to play with! (Friends. Hm.)show more

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  • Just for Fun
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