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Run on corny jokes

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5 per package - Virtual OK - Posted Sep 07, 2017

Well step right up put your listening ears on because what I've got for you is definitely top shelf corny dad jokes. One of my favorites what's brown and green fuzzy on top and if it fell out of a tree would kill you. Answer a pool table this and much much more will give you about 6 - 8 minutes worth of material

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D received package of Yoda voice mail from Daniel
Feb 14, 2018
Great message, it made us smile. Thank you so much!
Elise received package of Pirate does your voicemail from Daniel
Jan 13, 2018
Hahaha its awesome! thank you :)
Jerimi received package of Pirate does your voicemail from Daniel
Nov 20, 2017
Daniel is fantastic, and has a great sense of humor. I really enjoyed his pirate impression. Thanks!
Kathy received package of Pirate does your voicemail from Daniel
Nov 09, 2017
Daniel gave me a fantastic new message for my answering machine. I love it!
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Inactive User received package of Pirate does your voicemail from Daniel
Oct 06, 2017
I could not be more impressed and overjoyed to have Daniel as my answering machine greeting. Use this service, and you will not be disappointed

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About Daniel Paul

I am an avid martial artist a bit of a geek and always enjoy something new and different giving somebody a try if you want to know anything about me just ask When it comes to martial arts I've been... doing it over 20 years so there's probably nothing that I haven't at least heard of and there's many styles that I have practiced and trained myself Some of the things other than martial arts that I have learned over the years is photography, river rafting, rock climbing, scouting, orienteering, search and rescue, Wilderness survival. I could easily give you a paragraph or more on each of these topics but I will forego that unless you have specific questions if you've made it this far and my lowly profile while perusing all the other great things that are here on Simbi then you may have bigger issues on your hands than reading about what Wilderness survival knowledge some random guy may have. Furthermore I have had the unique opportunity of having a personal vehicle that was a secondary vehicle that was a 79' Toyota TK and it was ugly ass end and its name was Igor. I'm very big on naming my vehicles prior to the Toyota I had a 84' 944 Porsche and her name was Jasmine. Prior to that I had a 96' Infiniti J30 and her name was Natasha. I would love to hear your car names if you name your car as well.show more

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