I like games, comedy, and electroswing. I am an eagle scout with plenty of leadership and teaching experience, I can make a sickass sandwich, and I'm an excellent dancer. Although I'm better to watch than to actually dance with.

I am very good at making things concise in writing, which is why it's very frustrating that that little notification won't go away until I've typed 1400 characters. Like SERIOUSLY?? One-THOUSAND four-HUNDRED?? Good grief. Does the public want to hear my entire life story? Not likely! They want to hear about the services I offer, which can be adequately summized in roughly 223 characters, or whatever the number was from the original paragraph. At this point, I'm much too far gone to go back and actually check. By the last letter of this sentence, punctuation not included, I will have made it to 845 characters. So you can imagine the sheer terror that comes with the idea of highlighting exactly the amount of text you want to cut and paste from a mobile device. It's like heart surgrey levels of acute finger movements, and you may notice that heart surgery is not one of the services I offer. If you didn't notice that, then I would suggest seeking out a service that ends with you getting a pair of glasses. Or maybe just seeing lessons? Maybe you don't need corrective lenses; the true sight was inside you all along! Yeah, I think I could see that being a thing.