Tell me what's bothering you
I'm a real good listener, so tell me what's fucking you up and I will either
A) Provide honest, blunt advice
B) Reassure you, and compliment you
C) Roast the ever-loving hell out of what/who is bothering you
Let's get to the bottom of this
Training & Qualifications
I'm one of those people that for some reason is always being vented to., because I'm just great at surveying a situation at face value.
Availability & Preferences
I'm here when you need me, just holla.