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Tell me your favorite "Dad Joke"

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3 for fulfilling my request Virtual OK - Posted Jul 11

You know those bad puns and those awful groaners that dads like to pass off as jokes? Tell me your favorite one and I'll give you some simbi. Or we can exchange services if there's something I'm offering that you'd like. I'm flexible.

When I say "dad joke," I do NOT want the raunchy jokes or the jokes that are rooted in bigotry.

I just want some wholesome but a little awful jokes. Puns and plays on words are great, but anything is welcome so long as it's nothing that would get you a meeting with an HR manager if you told it at work.

Examples:
How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh? Ten. Ten tickles.
Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.

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Walt provided Help with Tell me your favorite "Dad Joke" for Lup Keaton
Aug 21, 2016
Fun person!
Ryan provided Help with Tell me your favorite "Dad Joke" for Lup Keaton
Aug 10, 2016
Responded quickly and has the world's greatest profile picture.
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Aug 08, 2016
Quick and easy :)
Thomas provided Help with Tell me your favorite "Dad Joke" for Lup Keaton
Aug 03, 2016
Quick and easy!
Modwri provided Help with Tell me your favorite "Dad Joke" for Lup Keaton
Jul 29, 2016
Great sense of humor and just overall awesome. Anyone who loves dad jokes like I do is clearly a wonderful person.
Dillon received unit of What Animal I'm Seeing from Lup Keaton
Jul 21, 2016
Dope
Modwri provided Help with Tell me your favorite "Dad Joke" for Lup Keaton
Jul 12, 2016
Great sense of humor. ;)
Emily provided Help with Tell me your favorite "Dad Joke" for Lup Keaton
Jul 11, 2016
Great turnaround, and an all around awesome person.
Laura provided Help with Tell me your favorite "Dad Joke" for Lup Keaton
Jul 11, 2016
Fantastic
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Inactive User provided Help with Tell me your favorite "Dad Joke" for Lup Keaton
Jul 11, 2016
Very quick responses! Very friendly!


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About Lup Keaton Borg

I'm a lover of animals, and maker of things. I make paintings, illustrations, comics, logos, figurines, toys, and more. If you contact me to make a Simbi deal and I don't respond quickly, please do...n't take it personally! These days I'm a touch busy with my "day job." If you have a burning need to get in touch with me more quickly than you might here, you can find me most places on the internet as "cheeborg" or as "lupkeaton" - often posting animal pictures, art, and whatever warms my heart. On Simbi, I tend to lean toward the silly and strange as well as arts and crafts. If you have a service here on Simbi that is somewhat offbeat and creative, I might want to trade services with you!show more

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