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Tell me your favorite "Dad Joke"

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3 for fulfilling my request - Virtual OK - Posted Jul 11

You know those bad puns and those awful groaners that dads like to pass off as jokes? Tell me your favorite one and I'll give you some simbi. Or we can exchange services if there's something I'm offering that you'd like. I'm flexible.

When I say "dad joke," I do NOT want the raunchy jokes or the jokes that are rooted in bigotry.

I just want some wholesome but a little awful jokes. Puns and plays on words are great, but anything is welcome so long as it's nothing that would get you a meeting with an HR manager if you told it at work.

Examples:
How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh? Ten. Ten tickles.
Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.

Reviews of Cheri


Walt provided Help with Tell me your favorite "Dad Joke" for Cheri
Aug 21, 2016
Fun person!
Ryan provided Help with Tell me your favorite "Dad Joke" for Cheri
Aug 10, 2016
Responded quickly and has the world's greatest profile picture.
Rose provided Help with Tell me your favorite "Dad Joke" for Cheri
Aug 08, 2016
Quick and easy :)
Thomas provided Help with Tell me your favorite "Dad Joke" for Cheri
Aug 03, 2016
Quick and easy!
Modwri provided Help with Tell me your favorite "Dad Joke" for Cheri
Jul 29, 2016
Great sense of humor and just overall awesome. Anyone who loves dad jokes like I do is clearly a wonderful person.
Dillon received unit of What Animal I'm Seeing from Cheri
Jul 21, 2016
Dope
Modwri provided Help with Tell me your favorite "Dad Joke" for Cheri
Jul 12, 2016
Great sense of humor. ;)
Emily provided Help with Tell me your favorite "Dad Joke" for Cheri
Jul 11, 2016
Great turnaround, and an all around awesome person.
Laura provided Help with Tell me your favorite "Dad Joke" for Cheri
Jul 11, 2016
Fantastic
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Dominique provided Help with Tell me your favorite "Dad Joke" for Cheri
Jul 11, 2016
Very quick responses! Very friendly!


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About Cheri Borg

I'm a lover of animals, and maker of things. I make paintings, illustrations, comics, logos, figurines, toys, and more. If you contact me to make a Simbi deal and I don't respond quickly, please do...n't take it personally. These days I am very busy with the daily grind. You can find me most places on the internet as "cheeborg" - often posting animal pictures, art, and whatever warms my heart. I hope to one day escape the weird, surreal, capitalist dystopia that our modern world has become, but have no idea where to even begin in accomplishing that goal. For those curious, my daily grind includes an office job, painting pet portraits for a national online pet supply company, making and selling weird things on etsy, and petsitting. I used to be a vet tech until quite recently, but elected to step away and help animals in more casual and light-hearted settings. show more

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