Tell me your favorite "Dad Joke"
You know those bad puns and those awful groaners that dads like to pass off as jokes? Tell me your favorite one and I'll give you some simbi. Or we can exchange services if there's something I'm offering that you'd like. I'm flexible.
When I say "dad joke," I do NOT want the raunchy jokes or the jokes that are rooted in bigotry.
I just want some wholesome but a little awful jokes. Puns and plays on words are great, but anything is welcome so long as it's nothing that would get you a meeting with an HR manager if you told it at work.
How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh? Ten. Ten tickles.
Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.