Devil's Advocate
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Is your new boo 2 good 2 u 2 b tru?
Things are just fine, but in your mind you'll misalign your spine and behind falling from cloud nine?
Think your thesis is greaseless, but mayBE it's eMEEsis?
*Insert some other scenario of an eerily hard to doubt situation with that much internal rhyme*
Well then, welcome to the DA's office. District Attorn- eek, I mean Devil's Advocate to be precise. Not a lawyer, but will argue like one against you in the case of something you want to suspect or challenge but find it hard to.
Tl;dr- Come catch and cash these reality checks
Training & Qualifications
I have an amateur background in psych with patient care experience (a lot of patient care is verbally chopping patients in their throats when they get out of touch with reality).
I'm also really petty and will hunt down the receipts in your life you might be sleeping on.
Availability & Preferences
Flexible, hmu!