Hello there! I was raised by a truck driver, and while I am generally polite and well-spoken, I find that some times nothing gets the idea across like a good swear word. When you stub your toe real hard on that heavy coffee table in the dark, some times "golly gosh" just doesn't quite cut it. In order to celebrate these excellent expletives, I love to make embroidery featuring swear words. Just message me and I can surprise you or a friend with a nasty, but classy embroidered swear! I can also consult with you if you have an exact idea in mind. Message me and we'll work it out! Have a great fucking day! :D