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Hey, I'm Bill!

Issaquah WA | Member since August 2016

Bill Carlson's Requests

Bill is requesting
Need Scissor and Clipper Excellence
Hello, and good day to you. Today is 10/8/16, and I am going to see what is possible with Simbi. (Oh yeah, please remind me to tell you this joke I learned recently. No, wait, it is a an old one. Ah, crud, I'll just tell you now.) There were two muffins in an oven. (one oven - two muffins in it) One muffin says to the other muffin, "Wow, it sure is hot in here!" The other muffin in the oven replies (with kind of alarmishness and raised eyebrows): "Oh f**k, a TALKING MUFFIN!" <rimshot> I want to get my hair and beard trimmed. This will be the first haircut in a long; I have been keeping my head buzzed for the last 10 years. I want to get this first one right. I could go to one of the shops here in Issaquah, and I will if I need to. For now, I want to give Simbi a shot and see if anything takes. I want to get my beard trimmed, too. I've never had anyone else help me, but I want to try shaping it in a way I've never done before, and I want some skilled hands. That should be enough. I'll keep this around for a while. I hope to find someone here in Issaquah I can work with, rather than going into one of the shops and having someone random do it. I'm going to set this for like 25 Simbi things, and then go from there. Thank you for reading this far. If you know any good jokes, will you share one with me? I want to collect some good ones to include in these. :-) ~ Bill

Bill is requesting
Video Production - Small Scale
I'm looking for someone who can help me understand enough to create short, well-crafted videos. They will be initially focused on rock balancing art. Later I want to expand into more creative efforts and capturing stories (personal, family, friends, travels, etc.). I am currently enjoying the challenge of making this work using two cell phones. Later I will upgrade my equipment as I learn what is needed. The art videos will be posted to my Facebook page, and later to a blog or custom web site. I also want to learn how to add audio and voice-over narration. That should do it for now. Let me know if you have any ideas. :-)


Jill received Unit of Balanced in Flight from Bill
Sep 04, 2016
Very fun to work with!

Services Bill Carlson is looking for:

  • Music & Audio
  • Experiences
  • Fun & Quirky
  • Home
  • Fitness
  • Learning
  • Business
  • Art & Design