Puns for Parties: 30 Min Punstorm
Are you p-under pressure to produce perfect copy filled with particular puns? Perhaps I can help. For 30 minutes I will work with you to create a plethora of participles particularly appropriate to a topic or topics of your choice. If I can't come up with at least 10 puns based on your topic, there will be no charge, except having to listen to the painful pronouncements of the English language.
NOTE: English only. Unfortunately I haven't adequately grasped the nuances of any other language.