I have a degree in art, and am therefore a secretary. It's not actually contradictory; both have to do with making sense of things in a way that makes sense to others. It's just that instead of working out how American historiography shifted after the Cold War, I'm working out who's responsible for that thing the client asked my employer for.
Hobby-wise, I'm writing a book. I have a sort of nerdcore EP I'm working to finish by the end of the year. Also dabbling in fashion design. When my professors called me a dilettante, I thought it was a compliment.