Hey, I'm Alison!
Lenox IA | Member since March 2017
About Alison Metzger
I am a 20 year old girl named Alison, with not a lot to offer but my love of the English language and willingness to listen and help others. There isn't a lot to me, I'm pretty typical. I have a loving boyfriend going on two years together that I want to marry someday and told me that this site might get me killed, and work a third shift factory job.
If there's one thing I'm knowledgeable about, it's Disney movies, counseling, words, and ways to cry in public without drawing attention.
I have very bad anxiety coupled with depression, and I figured this would be a good way to help people without putting it on something really mainstream and getting hassled or something. The anxiety/depression duo makes it feel like I'm doing too much and not enough at the same time, which leaves a lot of room for panic.
I always try my best to make someone happy, giving it my all when they're down. Whether it be stupid comments, helpful advice, a sympathetic ear, or sending memes, I give it everything I have and (to me, at least) feels like I come off as crazy.
I graduated from SWCC in 2016, and unfortunately, I'm too broke to go back to college to continue my dream of becoming a college professor for English, literature, creative writing and the like. I got the inspiration for this back in high school with my English teacher and then in college with my first ever professor (both beautiful and intelligent women).
Websites
Alison Metzger's Services
Reviews
Angela received session of Literature and Counseling from Alison
Recommendations
Services Alison Metzger is looking for:
- Fun & Quirky
- Cheap & Easy
- Gaming
- Just for Fun
- Auto Maintenance
- Learning
- Friendship/Listening
- Experiences
- Counseling & Therapy