Cards and glitter bombs.
Did your boss piss on your Wheaties?
Is it your grandmothers birthday?
Do you want a thank you note written?
I can assist you in all these things. For the benign I will pick out or hand craft a lovely card or draft a letter in beautiful calligraphy for whatever occasion you see fit.
For the malicious I will heave my wrath against all those that slight you and curse them with the most tedious and trying of possible afflictions.... Glitter. (Dun dun duuuuhhh) that's right my friend the herpes of the craft world can be ground into your adversaries carpet! Now I know what you're thinking, that's not really a big deal it only hangs around forever sparkling prettily in the background making its way onto every surface. The real kicker is the self reflection that glitter induces "why would someone do this to me? Well I effed over so and so... What's his name.....damn I'm a horrible person..."
Completely anonymous. This can not be traced back to you or me.
For the USA I need at least 4 days not including Sunday's if you want the letter to reach the person on a specific date.
Training & Qualifications
I am fully capable of writing an address.
I will use extra fine glitter for the glitter bombs and a special well that keeps the glitter in the card until it is fully out of the envelope and able to cover the most space.
I have beautiful handwriting.
Availability & Preferences
Reviews of Kelley
Aziz received Package of Cards and glitter bombs. from KelleyAug 19, 2016
Brittany received Help with Need to know how to delete requests from KelleyAug 18, 2016
Josh provided Session of General auto mechanic for KelleyAug 18, 2016
Kaitlin received Help with Meal planning from KelleyAug 17, 2016
About Kelley Kearns
I'm a frugal wife and mum. I do everything I can for my family without calling in a professional sometimes to my chagrin. Graduated school for culinary arts, avid canner, crochet, sew/tailer and quilt..., started learning to weld when i was 8 basically I'm one of those self taught folks that knows a little bit about a lot of things, a lot about a few things and not enough about most things.show moreOpen to other proposals
Kelley Kearns is looking for:
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- Children's Lessons
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- Auto Maintenance
- Hair styling
- Language Lessons
- Music Lessons
- Tutoring & Mentoring
- Fresh Produce
- Personal Training