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Cards and glitter bombs.

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5 simbi per package - Virtual OK

Did your boss piss on your Wheaties?
Is it your grandmothers birthday?
Do you want a thank you note written?
I can assist you in all these things. For the benign I will pick out or hand craft a lovely card or draft a letter in beautiful calligraphy for whatever occasion you see fit.
For the malicious I will heave my wrath against all those that slight you and curse them with the most tedious and trying of possible afflictions.... Glitter. (Dun dun duuuuhhh) that's right my friend the herpes of the craft world can be ground into your adversaries carpet! Now I know what you're thinking, that's not really a big deal it only hangs around forever sparkling prettily in the background making its way onto every surface. The real kicker is the self reflection that glitter induces "why would someone do this to me? Well I effed over so and so... What's his name.....damn I'm a horrible person..."
Completely anonymous. This can not be traced back to you or me.
For the USA I need at least 4 days not including Sunday's if you want the letter to reach the person on a specific date.

Training & Qualifications


I am fully capable of writing an address.

I will use extra fine glitter for the glitter bombs and a special well that keeps the glitter in the card until it is fully out of the envelope and able to cover the most space.

I have beautiful handwriting.

Availability & Preferences


Usually.

Trading Preference: I’m flexible, just hit me up!

Reviews of Kelley


Aziz received Package of Cards and glitter bombs. from Kelley
Aug 19, 2016
Very reasonable pricing for the service provided.
Brittany received Help with Need to know how to delete requests from Kelley
Aug 18, 2016
Kelly was super helpful and very detailed. Thank you
Josh provided Session of General auto mechanic for Kelley
Aug 18, 2016
Nice girl!
Kaitlin received Help with Meal planning from Kelley
Aug 17, 2016
She did great! Although we couldnt use some of her recipes. She was quite kind.
Zach received Help with Simbi Service Brainstorm from Kelley
Aug 16, 2016
Creative, and quick to respond! Thanks Kelley.

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About Kelley Kearns

I'm a frugal wife and mum. I do everything I can for my family without calling in a professional sometimes to my chagrin. Graduated school for culinary arts, avid canner, crochet, sew/tailer and quilt..., started learning to weld when i was 8 basically I'm one of those self taught folks that knows a little bit about a lot of things, a lot about a few things and not enough about most things.show more

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