I will come to your feline friend's favorite spot and write/perform musical sonnets that have been specifically written for them, that capture their true beauty and emotional complexity. I take this job very seriously and will accept no payment until your cat has been serenaded to COMPLETE satisfaction. I can do other animals but i have the most experience with cats and fish.
Training & Qualifications
Over 10 years of musical practice and performance and 20 years of writing and performing unique songs to my own cats daily.
Availability & Preferences
Whenever there is is a cat in need.