I will write a haiku about robots.
Totally new, original material, off the top of my head.
Here is an example of a robot haiku I recently submitted with my resume, to an employer that said he was willing to consider haikus instead of cover letters. Nice guys.
The robot is mine!
Poor red robot eats dishes,
we laugh at him now.
A different time, I sent an unsolicited haiku instead of a cover letter, and got the job.
These things are magical.
Deep space rocket man.
Looking for pretty mermaids.
Six e-mails come in.
So, if you would like a robot haiku of your very own... this is TOTALLY the service for you!
What are you waiting for? Let's have this conversation.
Training & Qualifications
I like writing robot haikus.
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Most of the time. I am always checking my Simbi.