I will write a haiku about robots.
Totally new, original material, off the top of my head.
Here is an example of a robot haiku I recently submitted with my resume, to an employer that said he was willing to consider haikus instead of cover letters. Nice guys.
The robot is mine!
Poor red robot eats dishes,
we laugh at him now.
A different time, I sent an unsolicited haiku instead of a cover letter, and got the job.
These things are magical.
Deep space rocket man.
Looking for pretty mermaids.
Six e-mails come in.
So, if you would like a robot haiku of your very own... this is TOTALLY the service for you!
What are you waiting for? Let's have this conversation.
Training & Qualifications
I like writing robot haikus.
Availability & Preferences
Most of the time. I am always checking my Simbi.
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About Tyn Samuel
I'm a professional web developer, and marketer for businesses large and small. I've build sites and worked on campaigns for a lot of big names. It's fun, and I love every minute of what I do. In 2...016, I branched off on my own and started a marketing company, and left the major marketing company I was working for. Now, it's all about my vision, and ideas, and the things that I can do to help people succeed online. I've been proving that it can be done, that a good web marketing outfit with a decent business model and an honest service can exist, and do well, without resorting to nonsense. And that's been gratifying for me. It really does feel like vindication. I'm multi-faceted. I think I've had more fun on Simbi than pretty much any other site in recent memory. I love _EVERYTHING_ about this place. The people, the art, the sense of community. Just all of it. I've been involved with Simbi since about August. I think I've made more close friends in that time, than anytime, anywhere else. It's just been amazing. Simbi is magical. And I've come up with some truly whacky service ideas that I think you might enjoy. Are you looking for amazing pictures of fish in jars? Pickles? Haikus? Or the world's only known magical chili recipe? Hit me up. I like all things technical and nerdy. I'm a fan of Doctor Who, comic books, Star Trek, and classical futurism in general. One day soon, I want to start a comic book publishing company, and deal in the business of fantastic ideas, concepts, and art that are novel, and interesting. At this point, it's still a dream, but it keeps getting closer. Right now, I'm interested in meeting the smartest, funniest, most talented people on the internet. And I have it on good authority that most of them are here. Don't hesitate to contact me for whatever reason. Cheers. show moreOpen to other proposals
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