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Robot Haiku

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I will write a haiku about robots.
Totally new, original material, off the top of my head.

Here is an example of a robot haiku I recently submitted with my resume, to an employer that said he was willing to consider haikus instead of cover letters. Nice guys.

The robot is mine!
Poor red robot eats dishes,
we laugh at him now.

A different time, I sent an unsolicited haiku instead of a cover letter, and got the job.
These things are magical.

Deep space rocket man.
Looking for pretty mermaids.
Six e-mails come in.

So, if you would like a robot haiku of your very own... this is TOTALLY the service for you!
What are you waiting for? Let's have this conversation.

Training & Qualifications


I like writing robot haikus.

Availability & Preferences


Most of the time. I am always checking my Simbi.

Trading Preference: I prefer being paid in simbi

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About Eva Webb

So who am I? I feel like that's a very solid question. I'm a nerd, probably first and foremost. I live in the US, at least for now. I'm Jewish, married, and trans. I consider myself a pansexual, queer... member of the LGBTQIA+ community. I'm a goofy nerd, and I read a lot. I'm a podcaster, with two active podcasts right now. Titular Characters, where I talk to comics pros and nerdy types, and Nerdfect Strangers, where I hang with my buds, and talk about all kinds of nerdy stuff. I was on Gals of Geekdom for a while, but it got to be too much to manage three podcasts, so I left the one with the less active production schedule. In general, I'm into comics, art, creative fun things that people make. I like making and experiencing fun creative things. I feel like that's why I like Simbi, but we'll get into more of that in a minute. By day, I work in software engineering for big companies. Things you've heard of. Chances are pretty good that if you've used the internet over the last 25 years or so, you've probably been to something that I've built, invented, or had some hand in building. It's kind of cool to be able to look back at your career and be able to say something like that, I think. I'm not really all that excited about tech anymore, though. Not like I used to be. It's hard to get my blood pumping over e-commerce where we are now, with all the standardization of things. It was fun when it was magical uncharted territory that few or anybody had ever stepped foot on. I was there for that. That was amazing. Experiencing the pioneering element of it all. My reasoning for coming here, and continuing to be here is the passion people have for what they do. It's pretty amazing if you think about it. And like I said in the old profile, I've met some amazing people here over the years. Wish I was more active on Simbi than I have been.show more

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