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Robot Haiku

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I will write a haiku about robots.
Totally new, original material, off the top of my head.

Here is an example of a robot haiku I recently submitted with my resume, to an employer that said he was willing to consider haikus instead of cover letters. Nice guys.

The robot is mine!
Poor red robot eats dishes,
we laugh at him now.

A different time, I sent an unsolicited haiku instead of a cover letter, and got the job.
These things are magical.

Deep space rocket man.
Looking for pretty mermaids.
Six e-mails come in.

So, if you would like a robot haiku of your very own... this is TOTALLY the service for you!
What are you waiting for? Let's have this conversation.

Training & Qualifications


I like writing robot haikus.

Availability & Preferences


Most of the time. I am always checking my Simbi.

Trading Preference: I prefer being paid in simbi

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Aug 16, 2017
Tyn is funny, generous, supportive and kind. I would work with him again in a heartbeat and I appreciate the opportunity to have done so. :)
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Aug 07, 2017
It was awesome being able to work with such a creative person!
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Jul 29, 2017
Tyn is the man! His one hour session really encouraged me to keep going as an online entrepreneur. He was well prepared for the conference, coming to ...the table with lots of tips. When he realized I knew something, he dug deeper. When I needed more explanation, he was right there giving it to me. Above all, he gave me an AMAZING idea that, unbeknownst to him, was 100% all my brainstorming in one. I think the idea is a real gamechanger and going to help me stand out in my niche. I just needed someone else to connect the dots, and he did! Thanks again for the talk Tyn! I can't wait to implement the tips and come back with results!show more
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May 09, 2017
Tyn went above and beyond - not only providing some great names, but also a promotion for domains for when I'm ready to start the business. I'm looki...ng forward to possibly working with him again in the future.show more
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May 08, 2017
Thanks Tyn! :)
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May 08, 2017
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May 06, 2017
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I'm a computer programmer and professional marketer from the saint louis area. I'm here to be awesome, and to share as much of that awesomeness with as many people as possible. Sounds great, right? Wi...th the incredible power of simbi, we can be that much more awesome together. Mainly, my purpose here is to meet people. I like people, and simbi is a pretty inclusive space, which is the thing I've always liked about it. I was an early member, and left for a while, but I'm back now, as the new more authentic version of me, and I'm thoroughly jazzed to be back. I'm useful in a wide variety of ways. I understand the inner workings on the internet and technology. Got a question that involves your website or app? Easy, I'm your gal. Need to know what language to choose for your mobile app? I'll hook you up. Interested in navigating the minutiae of google search rankings? Look me up! Wordpress, Drupal, or Magento? Fine, I will if I have to. I know a lot of details about a lot of things, but I'm always trying to learn more. I relish opportunities like that. In short, I'm funny. I'm charming. And I like to stretch the boundaries of what a site like this can do at times. But most importantly, I'm here to make some awesome new friends.show more

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