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Robot Haiku

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25 simbi per unit - Virtual OK

I will write a haiku about robots.
Totally new, original material, off the top of my head.

Here is an example of a robot haiku I recently submitted with my resume, to an employer that said he was willing to consider haikus instead of cover letters. Nice guys.

The robot is mine!
Poor red robot eats dishes,
we laugh at him now.

A different time, I sent an unsolicited haiku instead of a cover letter, and got the job.
These things are magical.

Deep space rocket man.
Looking for pretty mermaids.
Six e-mails come in.

So, if you would like a robot haiku of your very own... this is TOTALLY the service for you!
What are you waiting for? Let's have this conversation.

Training & Qualifications


I like writing robot haikus.

Availability & Preferences


Most of the time. I am always checking my Simbi.

Trading Preference: I prefer being paid in simbi

Reviews of Tyn


Colleen received Unit of Random Pickle Picture! from Tyn
Jan 11, 2017
Tyn sent over 2 of the most delicious pickle pics I've ever seen :)
Michael received Session of Immersive Marketing Advice from Tyn
Jan 06, 2017
Tyn is detailed and knowledgeable. He will sink his teeth into your project and won't let go until you are on your way to success.
Casey received Unit of Picture of a Jar with Fish In It from Tyn
Jan 05, 2017
Tyn offered a top quality service of a picture of a jar with fish in it. I couldn't have asked for better pictures.
Koryl provided Help with Long joke for Tyn
Jan 05, 2017
Tyn seems like a lovely person with a great sense of humor. I enjoyed sharing a long joke with him.
Jean received Unit of Picture of a Jar with Fish In It from Tyn
Dec 28, 2016
What a fun service! Tyn found me beautiful pictures. Thanks!
Eric provided Unit of 3D Update To Your Logo for Tyn
Dec 26, 2016
I truly enjoy working with Tyn. Very smooth transactions. Thanks Tyn!
Wayne provided Help with I could really use some sales help for Tyn
Dec 20, 2016
Tyn is the best kind of people. Hard working, laid back in his approach to people and intelligent. Loved talking with him and helping show a new app...roach to his problem.show more
Moll provided Help with Long joke for Tyn
Dec 10, 2016
I hope you thought my joke was funny
Willyum received Unit of Arcane Chili Recipe from Tyn
Dec 08, 2016
Tyn has a very intriguing recipe. I have yet to try it. I promise to only use this chili for of healing and light.
Lara provided Help with Long joke for Tyn
Dec 05, 2016
Open-minded person, appreciative of good humor.


Recommendations


Jack Wahlquist wrote a recommendation for Tyn Samuel
Aug 03, 2016

Mr. Samuel has a business vision, particularly with startups. It's refreshing to connect with someone on economics and innovation that isn't focused on graphs and numbers all day. A Skype conversation with him feels like sitting down at the bar with an old friend.

Modwri Facpla wrote a recommendation for Tyn Samuel
Jul 06, 2016

Tin's a great member who encourages people to reach out through his example.

Zeke Nelsons wrote a recommendation for Tyn Samuel
Jun 22, 2016

Tin is super creative, clever, and hilarious. An absolute delight to work with. I'm really looking forward to our future endeavors together, and I encourage everyone to use his awesome, quirky services. If he doesn't have anything that catches your eye, just send him a message anyway because he's just plain fun to talk to.

Kalynn Dresser wrote a recommendation for Tyn Samuel
Jun 13, 2016

Tin is one of those people that you can call with the most frustrating question that you've spent 45 minutes Google searching and you shoot him a message and he gives you the answer in a few minutes. He seriously knows his stuff and I value him as a legit professional in the design, developing and programming field. I've worked with him on numerous projects and he always goes above and beyond to deliver high quality work. He's creative, innovative, honest, easy-going, and efficient with his work. I highly recommend him from the smallest job to the largest.

Warren Bright wrote a recommendation for Tyn Samuel
Jun 10, 2016

Tin is an ambitious and eccentric Mind, with the skills to back it up. He's very much a people person, always a pleasure to banter and work with, and He's practically a Computer Sage.
(What's more, I'm convinced he collects information from the atmosphere through his flux-hair, a baffling sum of which He stores in that big head of His.)

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New to simbi? Dying to earn some rhinos? Well, I have an assignment for you! Tell me a joke. Something funny, and long. At least three paragraphs. And I will bestow upon you... 10 simbis, and ...

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About Tyn Samuel

I'm a professional web developer, and marketer for businesses large and small. I've build sites and worked on campaigns for a lot of big names. It's fun, and I love every minute of what I do. In 2...016, I branched off on my own and started a marketing company, and left the major marketing company I was working for. Now, it's all about my vision, and ideas, and the things that I can do to help people succeed online. I've been proving that it can be done, that a good web marketing outfit with a decent business model and an honest service can exist, and do well, without resorting to nonsense. And that's been gratifying for me. It really does feel like vindication. I'm multi-faceted. I think I've had more fun on Simbi than pretty much any other site in recent memory. I love _EVERYTHING_ about this place. The people, the art, the sense of community. Just all of it. I've been involved with Simbi since about August. I think I've made more close friends in that time, than anytime, anywhere else. It's just been amazing. Simbi is magical. And I've come up with some truly whacky service ideas that I think you might enjoy. Are you looking for amazing pictures of fish in jars? Pickles? Haikus? Or the world's only known magical chili recipe? Hit me up. I like all things technical and nerdy. I'm a fan of Doctor Who, comic books, Star Trek, and classical futurism in general. One day soon, I want to start a comic book publishing company, and deal in the business of fantastic ideas, concepts, and art that are novel, and interesting. At this point, it's still a dream, but it keeps getting closer. Right now, I'm interested in meeting the smartest, funniest, most talented people on the internet. And I have it on good authority that most of them are here. Don't hesitate to contact me for whatever reason. Cheers. show more

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