Do ye want to be a scurvy pirate?
Travel th' high seven seas in search 'o plunder 'n adventure? be ye interested in lootin'? Pillagin'? 'n findin' th' hottest, most lovely booty available? Arrr...
Well, this day be ye lucky day!
I can be tellin' ye absolutely anythin' ye want to be knowin' 'bout bein' a scurvy pirate. From charterin' a vessel, to hirin' a deck crew, to disciplinin' scurvy deck hands. Although not an experienced pirate (hearty thanks global warmin') I be well versed on all thin's piracy, 'n me has moral qualms 'bout lettin' th' fish out 'o th' bag.
Training & Qualifications
I have read thousands 'o books on th' subject 'o piracy on th' high seven seas, 'n I have me an active imagination.
Availability & Preferences
Arg, I be around matey.